No good in being…

I would never be good in being Snow White.

1. I really hate wearing yellow. Maybe it's because I have a golden skintone in real life.
2. I sing pretty badly. Trust me, if I sing, birds will run away from me. There is no doubt about it !
3. My step mother is a jealous bitch and you think I would become a maid to please her ...
4. If I ever meet a gang of 7 dwarf, I will never follow them. It's crazy to do so.
5. I would never open my door to that kind of granny. So suspicious!
6. Red Apple??? Gimme a green one instead !
7. Nobody will never build me a crystal coffin, anyway I don't want to be a mummy.
8. Waiting forever after a guy I met once, thinking he will free me from my curse? Well I can still dream of it !
9. Being kissed in my sleep by a guy I met once... Be prepared to receive my punch !
10. I love nature and animals BUT they don't love me except bugs and cats. Dammit, I am ready to be the old hag of this story !